{"type":"general","setup":"Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?","punchline":"In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.","id":107}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
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