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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
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White Music is the fourth studio album by American rock band Crack the Sky, released on LP in 1980 by Lifesong Records. It was the first release from the newly reformed Crack the Sky, whose lineup included only two members from the original band: singer/songwriter John Palumbo and guitarist Rick Witkowski.
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Sony Spin was a Latin American cable television channel, launched on May 1, 2011, replacing the local version of Animax. It was shut down on July 1, 2014, due to low ratings and reception.
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Hermina 'Mina' Morita is an adviser for the Hawaii State House Committee on Finance. She is the former chair of the Public Utilities Commission (PUC) of the State of Hawaii. She previously served as a Democratic member of the Hawaii House of Representatives, representing the state's 14th District between her election in 1996 and 2011, when she was appointed to the PUC. The district includes Hanalei, Princeville, and Kapaa on the island of Kauai. Morita was the chair of the House Committee on Energy and Environmental Protection.
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