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Universidad SC or, more commonly known as, USAC or just Universidad is a Guatemalan professional football club that represents the Universidad de San Carlos de Guatemala. They currently compete in the Primera División, the second tier of Guatemalan football. They are based in Guatemala City, and their home stadium is the Estadio Revolución. The team was formed in 1922, and won 6 league championships.
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Amber English is an American sport shooter who won the gold medal in the women's skeet at the 2020 Olympic Games in Tokyo, Japan, setting a new Olympic record of 56. Amber English is currently serving as a First lieutenant in the United States Army.
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